Jose...
-Is that one "meh" baseball player
-Likes his eggs scrambled
-Plays the violin (well, close enough)
-Is likely taller than you
-Would kill you for a klondike bar
-Uses crest tooth paste
-Is ALWAYS watching
-Could give a rat's ass
-Invented rick rolling
-Stole Your Bike
-Is what Willis was talking 'bout
-Spares NO ONE
-Is white-washed and proud of it
-Invented Thomas Edison
-Sleeps with a gun under his pillow
-Taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick
-Is a n00b at facebook and hi5
-Always makes things hard on himself
-Is not hard to talk to